Currently I live and pay taxes in Bangor. But if my son’s ears get any larger I may get a call from Brewer looking for their cut come April.
Seriously, they’re pretty big. Neither myself, nor his mother have ears like this and we’re puzzled over where they might have come from. But I have a theory.
My son is in fact, a gremlin. Because of this I have to take safety measures and follow the 3 rules. I must not get him wet, keep him away from sunlight and most importantly, not feed him after midnight. Or else I could have real trouble on my hands when he gets bigger.