Conversations with my son while he takes his daily bath are always entertaining. From time to time, some of these conversations are so good I feel the need to share them. This is in part for you, but mostly so I can look back and humiliate him when he is older.
Tristan: “Daddy, whats that?”
Me: “Well that is your pee pee.”
Tristan: “What’s in it?”
Me: “Uhhhhhhh, it’s your pee pee Tristan, you use it so you can go pee.”
Tristan: “But what’s in here?”
Me: “Oh, I see. Well Tristan, those are your testicles.”
Tristan: “Hickles? Why?”
Me: “Well, because you are a boy and all boys have them.”
Tristan: “Daddy, do you have them?”
Me: “Yes.”
Tristan: “Why?”
Me: ” Because I am a boy, and like I said, all boys have them.”
Tristan: “Well….I think….mine hurt.”
Me: “Your testicles hurt?”
Tristan: “Ummm….yeah.”
Me: “Maybe you should stop pulling on them like that then.”
Tristan: “But, …..(sigh)……ok.”
Me: Ok.