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Bringing a kid to church can feel like Hell.

Everyone has the best of intentions but there are reasons why people elect to stay home on Sunday morning instead of bringing their little kids to church. Sunday mass is a hour-long test of wills for my wife and I and it usually goes something like this: [5 minutes to start]: We arrive at the church […]

Trapping your kids is for their own good

HEADLINE: “Baby falls down stairs while dad puts excessive amount of gel in his hair.” Needless to say I don’t fee like being “that dad.” So I had to take a break from my moratorium on home improvement projects to install a toddler essential – the baby gate. The sales pitch for a baby gate should be the following: […]