Random thoughts from a random father

With all these kids at the pool, I wonder what percentage of the pool is water and what percentage is pee.

How young is too young for a child to begin mowing the lawn?

I love fireworks, but I can’t help but wonder how many people are going to blow themselves up over the next few days.

Dogs should come with build-in saddles.

I always liked motorcycles until I had a son that was trying to sleep. So to the guy screaming down my street at 9PM on his Harley, please cut the Sh*t.

I thought running is supposed to get easier the more you do it.

I’m going to have to re-evaluate the pizza budget in a few years. I should start putting money aside now.

The correct length for a day is about 31 and a half hours.

Light beer is really only appropriate on days over 75 degrees. It should be banned during the winter months.

This is awesome! Take that educational toys.

I should read more and watch fewer cartoons. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’m not sure.

Teething is a cruel joke for parents who are finally starting to enjoy a decent nights sleep.

He’ll be able to escape soon………………….then what will I do.

I should start child-proofing the house.



Pat Lemieux

About Pat Lemieux

Pat has it all, family, big old house, dogs, a young son and a quarter-life crisis. He blogs about trying to be who he has always been and be who he now needs to be. He enjoys 90's grunge metal, tasty local brews and the outdoors.