With all these kids at the pool, I wonder what percentage of the pool is water and what percentage is pee.
How young is too young for a child to begin mowing the lawn?
I love fireworks, but I can’t help but wonder how many people are going to blow themselves up over the next few days.
Dogs should come with build-in saddles.
I always liked motorcycles until I had a son that was trying to sleep. So to the guy screaming down my street at 9PM on his Harley, please cut the Sh*t.
I thought running is supposed to get easier the more you do it.
I’m going to have to re-evaluate the pizza budget in a few years. I should start putting money aside now.
The correct length for a day is about 31 and a half hours.
Light beer is really only appropriate on days over 75 degrees. It should be banned during the winter months.
This is awesome! Take that educational toys.
I should read more and watch fewer cartoons. Or maybe it’s the other way around. I’m not sure.
Teething is a cruel joke for parents who are finally starting to enjoy a decent nights sleep.
He’ll be able to escape soon………………….then what will I do.
I should start child-proofing the house.